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  • Slide 1 - NDN Humor If you don’t get it, you probably aren’t NDN
  • Slide 2 - Is humor cross-cultural? What does humor do for us? What makes a good joke? Trickster stories: coyote, spider, raven, rabbit
  • Slide 3 - Do oral tradition peoples tell better ‘stories’? Where do jokes come from? Oral tradition retains currency, so many jokes combine traditional and very contemporary issues.
  • Slide 4 - Jokes about things that make you mad Top Ten Signs your Medicine Man is a Scam Artist 10. He tries to sell you your own personal mile of the Red Road 9. You begin to suspect his traditional herbal medicine is really just crushed up Tylenol from IHS 8. His Sundance is sponsored by Frito-Lay 7. Suddenly, all his ceremonies seem real familiar after you watch the movie "Billy Jack" again 6. The only tribal nation he is affiliated with is Donation 5. Rich blonde ladies from California are convinced he needs a different colored 1999 4x4 truck for each of the 4 directions 4. Not only does he have a website, but the address is www.sellout.com 3. The only thing in his pipebag is a portable credit card machine 2. In order to attend one of his sweats, you need to contact Ticketmaster first. 1. His sacred white buffalo reeks of spray paint
  • Slide 5 - Jokes about the White Man NASA asked this elder Dine' guy to record a message to put on their newest SETI satellite, along with messages from other cultures and languages. He records the message, the satellite is launched, and one day CNN broadcasts the messages being sent into outer space from the spacecraft. A huge belly laugh is heard coming from the entire northern portion of Arizona. When CNN asks why the people are laughing, a man from Chinle tells them, "The message says that if they are hearing this, to stay quiet and don't respond, because as soon as the white man knows where those aliens live, they'll come over for dinner, and end up NEVER going home!“
  • Slide 6 - The BIA Ten Commandments 1. You shall have no other forms of government before me. 2. You shall not make for yourself an independent and self-sufficient government, for I am a jealous bureaucracy and will punish the Indian children for the sins of their fathers to the seventh generation of those who hate me. 3. You shall not misuse my name or my symbols, for I will impale you on my flagpole. 4. Remember the first of each month by keeping it holy. The rest of the month you shall go hungry, but the first day of each month is a tribute to me, and you shall receive welfare checks and commodity food in exchange for your continued dependence.5. Honor your Indian father and Indian mother because I have stripped them of their land, language, and hearts, and they need your compassion, which is a commodity I do not supply.6. You shall not murder, but I will bring FBI and CIA agents to your reservations and into your homes, and the most intelligent, vocal, and angriest members of your tribes will vanish quietly.7. You shall not commit adultery, but I will impregnate your women with illegitimate dreams.8. You shall not steal back what I have already stolen from you.9. You shall not give false testimony against any white men, but they will tell lies about you, and I will believe them and convict you.10. You shall not covet the white man's house. You shall not covet the white man's wife, or his hopes and opportunities, his cars or VCRs, or anything that belongs to the white man. Jokes about the Bureau of Indian Affairs
  • Slide 7 - Jokes about race Careful what you wish for... A skin dies and goes to heaven... he's sitting outside the gates of heaven with a black guy, an oriental guy, and a white guy. God's voice booms out, "All you guys, from the darkest to the lightest, run off the edge of the cloud, make a wish and you will become it!" The black guy runs and jumps off the cloud. He says, "Condor!" He becomes a majestic condor. The skin runs, jumps, and says "Eagle!" And he flies away as a beautiful spotted eagle. The oriental guy runs, jumps, says "Dragon!" Then flies away as the strange, powerful creature. The white guy runs, slips, falls off the cloud and yells "Oh S**T!"
  • Slide 8 - Jokes about other tribes Indian Heaven Three Indian women died and were brought before the Great Spirit for judgment. The Great Spirit said,"I will let you into paradise if the beliefs you lived by were proper. Tell me what you believed when you were alive. "The Lakota woman said, "I have always believed in the Grandfathers and the Generations, and that is how I lived my life." "Fine," said The Great Spirit. "You may enter paradise and sit on my left. What did you believe?" he asked of the Arapaho woman "I have always believed in Goodness, and I have tried to live my life in a good way." "Fine! You may also enter paradise and sit on my right." Then he turned to the third woman, a Navajo. "And what do you believe?" The Navajo woman said, "I believe you're sitting in my chair!" What do you call six _____ women/men at a powwow? A full set of teeth What’s the favorite Sioux sandwich? A BLT/Black Lab on Toast
  • Slide 9 - Jokes about being NDN Stranger in Indian Country A tourist traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small border town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, a big angry Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
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