Slide 2 -
By the time the Lord/Higher Power made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?“
And the Lord/Higher Power answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from scraped knee to a broken heart and have two pairs of hands.“
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Two pairs of hands! No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.“
"But I can't," the Lord/Higher Power protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.“
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord/Higher Power."
"She is soft," the Lord/Higher Power agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord/Higher Power replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.“